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DVD Menu Music from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1032 days old
I don't quite know why DVD's have to have menu music. If you fall asleep whilst watching a DVD you can henceforth be subliminally implanted with repeated ...
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Run of Bad Luck from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1116 days old
Yesterday I discovered that the mp3 player I got last Christmas has broken. The battery is failing to recharge when I plug it into the USB port. This ...
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Tailgaters from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1127 days old
If you are coasting and some idiot comes right up behind you and starts tailgating all you need to do is very defiantly and deliberately raise your hand ...
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Letter to the council from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1507 days old
Council tax scum, I was unfortunate enough to not pay my council tax for one month and the next thing I know I have a ruddy court jesters through my ...
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Sod from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1508 days old
I had some weird dream last night. Woke up at 5.45 needing to blow my nose and i must have been in the middle of a dream because I felt really odd. ...
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Chicago from Steven_Paul_Allen Pro 1915 days old
Chicago’s is my arch enemy. Just managed to have the one cup of tea so far today. Straight up. The popular night spot of Epsom is a little shit hole ...
