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Strange Thing Happened This Morning from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 48 days old

I opened the freezer to get some ice cubes for my pint of water and discovered a roll of cling film in there. I needed the water as I got up at 7am ...

Grain Of Salt from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 815 days old

I cut my top lip shaving this morning, it took ages to make the lippy bleeder stem the flow of 'haemogoblin'. I took tissue paper, or toilet roll, and ...

Do Not Adjust Your Television Set from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 860 days old

[ ... ] This morning I was up at 6.40am. I thought well I may as well get up and have a couple of episodes of The Outer Limits, why not indeed? It ...

Magnum P.I. Tactics from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 902 days old

[ ... ] taps. This morning, when I woke up, my hammy felt a lot better despite the fact it is still a bit stiff. Last night I did indeed watch the film ...

Put Your Helmet On from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 915 days old

Right then, this morning I left a little earlier than usual on account of the appalling traffico of late. I was stuck behind this idiot in a jaguar for ...

Match & Scratch from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 923 days old

[ ... ] woke up this morning. I thought to myself, yeah this is great. I've only got to sit at my workstation and authorise contracts, which is just easy, ...

Pillar Of Society from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 951 days old

[ ... ] left this morning when I woke up. This was beneficial as I was thirsty. It is for this reason that I drank the water upon waking. I actually ...

Kitchen Serpent Four from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 956 days old

[ ... ] from my morning cycle. I also cleaned my teeth, but did not shave because I wanted to balance out the activity of cycling with some downright ...

Mothman Stirrers from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 957 days old

Last week I was driving home and as I came down Chapel Road it was very quiet so I wound my windows down and stuck my head out of the window. I kept ...

Reconnoitre from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 963 days old

I really do look forward to a couple of pieces of toast with butter and jam in the morning. It’s a veritable tonic. What I plan on doing is buying a ...