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Actual Berry Pickers UK from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 842 days old

I saw some berry pickers last night out of my bedroom window. They were scavenging for berries in the wild bushes that grown in the car park over yonder. ...

Encyclopedic Despatch from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1101 days old

Praline Memorial Garden Special place for those who are saddened by the use of praline by the chocolate industry Edward Sausage Hands Sequel film about ...

The importance of towels from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1144 days old

Washing a collection of towels and keeping them fresh is something I find I must do. It really is very easy. Let's assume that you have a set of three ...

A very interesting story from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1144 days old

Yesterday i rolled down a hill on my side, while I did this I was thrashing my arms around like a degenerate gambler. when i got to the bottom of the ...

Spiderman & Superman from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1144 days old

I just wanted to make sure everyone knows spiderman is the best. Reason for this being that I believe spiderman could actually happen. The spiderman ...

Heard of E-Bay? from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1149 days old

Well, this is Steve-Bay. Things for sale are: Pair of socks with holes in the ankle Chocolate bar wrappers that have been opened neatly Things I have ...

Praline Moment from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1152 days old

Hot Dogs from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1164 days old

Next time you're in a pub and you see someone smoking a cigar, for a joke, go up to them and politely enquire why they are chugging on a frankfurter. ...

Burnardo from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1172 days old

I just went to use the facilities; en route I opened a door for one of the post room workers. On his way through he proceeded to tell me that he hates ...

Tale of Woe with a Happy Ending from Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro 1176 days old

I was in my garage on Wednesday night watching 24 when this ruddy gargantuain bettle thing flew out of nowhere and started pottering around. As you can ...