This morning I weighed in on the Wii Fit pre toilet session and noted the result, I was a non mover at 27.29 BMI. I then went to the loo and did a poo. Another weigh in ensued and I noted the result was 27.17 BMI. This means that my poo weighed slightly under half a kilo, or 0.91 pounds. That's nearly half a bag of sugar ladies & gents. An interesting little experiment, I'm sure you'll agree.
The below is a list of text messages I have sent to my brother over the past two days, I still await a reply:
"Andy Hamilton, Henry VIII lookalike"
"Creme de la darting, creme of Ireland"
"Rip roaring honky tonk fun & games"
"Barney's losing it again"
"The Pieman Andy Smith"
"The Pieman made it trough"
"Jockey Wilson cup on 5th December. Just a heads up"
"The Pieman is through, I can't believe it"
"Well, the Pieman made it through last night. Good on him"
"Beware the judder man my dear"
"The Pieman made it through, it's all fun & games"
"PIEMAN"
