Before you get ahead of yourself here I feel you should know all the facts surrounding Olive Oil infested spread. They are inferior products and simply must be dismissed out of hand. Olive oil infested spread was actually invented by mistake when a mad professor tainted his swafega. This happened when he dropped some olive oil by accident in his swafega bucket. It was then that he decided to cream this new concoction of his with cottage cheese to change the colour from flubber green to a light shade of yellowness. This new mulch was then tested in various applications. It was used to write with and also to power tractors, but in the end the mad man decided he would eat it. He thought it was alright and because bread in those days was often very poor quality he thought it may work to spread this "mulch" upon it. Thus Olive based spread was born and the mad man made it saleable by marketing it as a health product. One day the evil truth behind olive oil infested spread will out, much in the same way as it did with radioactivity. You do realise that they used to make toothpaste out of that stuff, don't you?
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The Truth Behind Olivio (Bertolli)
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