Before you get ahead of yourself here I feel you should know all the facts surrounding Olive Oil infested spread. They are inferior products and simply must be dismissed out of hand. Olive oil infested spread was actually invented by mistake when a mad professor tainted his swafega. This happened when he dropped some olive oil by accident in his swafega bucket. It was then that he decided to cream this new concoction of his with cottage cheese to change the colour from flubber green to a light shade of yellowness. This new mulch was then tested in various applications. It was used to write with and also to power tractors, but in the end the mad man decided he would eat it. He thought it was alright and because bread in those days was often very poor quality he thought it may work to spread this "mulch" upon it. Thus Olive based spread was born and the mad man made it saleable by marketing it as a health product. One day the evil truth behind olive oil infested spread will out, much in the same way as it did with radioactivity. You do realise that they used to make toothpaste out of that stuff, don't you?
Posts archive for: June, 2009
About me
Email subscription
Tags
- work (75)
- weekend (62)
- film (56)
- picture (49)
- luncheon (40)
- purchase (37)
- breakfast (37)
- morning (29)
- coasting (28)
- automotive (25)
- vidéo (23)
- house (20)
- music (20)
- bath (18)
- futile (17)
- wii (16)
- sandwich (14)
- rubber bands (13)
- curry (10)
- animal (9)
- dab radio (9)
- kingfisher (9)
- 24 (8)
- body clock (8)
- gym (8)
- autobiographical (7)
- sir david (7)
- coffee bean (7)
- sods (6)
- email (6)
- ben kupper (6)
- eddie (6)
- pub quiz (6)
- laundry (6)
- ape man (6)
- david bowie (5)
- ideas (5)
- gardening (5)
- tea (5)
- bbq (5)
- weather (5)
- batteries (4)
- compilation cd (4)
- rob isaac (4)
- hot chocolate (4)
- relentless (4)
- eggs (4)
- holiday (4)
- cheese (4)
- dream (4)
Archives
- November 2009 (1)
- October 2009 (8)
- September 2009 (10)
- June 2009 (1)
- May 2009 (3)
- April 2009 (1)
Recent comments
- Sitting on a balcony waiting for an air-raid siren on Shoe Across The Floor
- Gin on Well, That Was A Wasted Trip
- Steven_Paul_Allen on Shoe Across The Floor
- martin on Shoe Across The Floor
- Steven_Paul_Allen on The Hotel Aphrodite Beach Club
- Alan Meatbomb De Costa on The Hotel Aphrodite Beach Club
- Terry Dyer on Alan Comfort & The Mitt
- Cyprus is Greek on My Weird Two Cents Worth
- Steven_Paul_Allen on £Ching £Cherry
- CaucasianMale on £Ching £Cherry
Certificate of Character Websites
Books Read 2007
- Stephen King – Cell ***
- Aldous Huxley – Brave New World ****
- David Peace – The Damned Utd *****
- Ian McEwan – Enduring Love
- Dan Brown – Deception Point
- George Orwell – 1984
- H. G. Wells – The Time Machine ****
- H. G. Wells – The Invisible Man *****
- Philip K. Dick – The Selected Stories of Philip K. Dick ****
- Jack Russell – Unleashed *****
Books Read 2008
- James Whale – Almost a Celebrity *****
- Eric Lomax – The Railway Man *****
- Michael Crichton – Sphere ****
- Yann Martel – Life Of Pi ****
- Tig Hague – Zone 22 ****
- Mark Haddon – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time *****
- Bill Bryson – A Brief History of Nearly Everything ****
- Richard Matheson – I Am Legend *****
