Rather a harrowing trip to Tesco last week. Three things went awry, always in threes; I just don't understand it. It all started so well with a bit of Tom Thievery. You see, I wanted some blank DVD's, but was not enamored with the idea of paying for said goods. So, I got a pack of 5 and put them in the "environmentally friendly" bags that we sometimes take along with us. We went through the checkout and back to the car all well and good. It wasn't until I arrived home and started unpacking that the three evils reared up like Mearkats on the lookout for predators.
1. The blank DVD's were of the -R variety, I must have +R. I thus have 5 blank DVD's that are useless to me.
2. The curry I had procured wasn't at all the Masala flavour that I crave so wantonly. I had mistakenly purchased the Jalfrezy variety, which I find onion filled and peppery to an unholy extreme. Such a rancid format of curry.
3. Upon routine inspection of the receipt I discovered that the toe rags had charged me full whack for my pizzas, knowing full well (I'll wager) that they were clearly marked as half price in the aisles.
I have kept the receipt and will be having words with the customer services executives next time I visit Tescos. This travesty reversed. Those scally's owe me £3.28. If I hadn't unwrapped the DVD's I'd be having them exchanged 'n' all, of course making up some soppy excuse for not having a receipt. I lost it, or even better: dropped it in a puddle. They'd have never suspected a thing.
