On Tuesday night I ate two zoom lollies, yesterday I had just the one. You see, Tash & I are very much fans of zooms. Whenever I go to the supermarket I buy a pack, bloody delicious. I am also a big supporter of Fabs & Ribena Smoothies. These are my top three lolly based ices at the moment.
A couple of weeks ago I went to a wedding. This is a picture of me on the stag do of Ed, who is the one who got married:
On the stag do we wore bald caps. The bike I am on is not mine, some fella drove up in it whilst we were sitting outside having a beer. As soon as he was in the pub I was up and on it. The majority of the stag was spent in a town they call Dorking. We had to get a train there and back. On the way back we didn't buy tickets and lo and behold a conductor rears his ugly little head. It's only three stops and we still got collared.
Michael knighted the conductor CoJo and we set about terrorizing him. I tried to make him have a biscuit out of a kettle that Ed found in the road. He had tried to fill it with sweets at the shop but they only had biscuits, see. My memory of the incident is sketchy but he told us he was going to get the transport police on us. Michael said he'd have him sacked and I tried to give him a tip by putting a fiver in his top pocket. This wound him up a treat. I think he gave it back to me but I can't remember. When we got back to my house Ed shaved off half of Ben's eyebrow. I woke up in bed fully clothed.
Is it possible to become co-dependant on LemSip?
