I went out for lunch and went and used the Nationwide cash terminal next to Alldays. I then went to the Texaco gasoline pump and filled up with ten pounds worth of Texas tea which I paid for in cash. After this it all went wrong.

I drove round the corner to Three Cooks where I discovered there would be a 20 minute wait for sausage rolls, this I could not accept and I left the store immediately. The next port of call was the Co-Op, where I found a rather frugal and lackluster cold sausage roll section. Their sandwich selection was also diabolical; they had no plain ham or plain cheese and a combination of cheese and ham in a plain presentation. I left Co-Op and crossed the road to Londis. This place was worse than the Co-Op, I left disgusted at their failure to provide plain cheese sandwiches to the community.

I was thus forced to see Tommy at the Earlswood fish & chip shop. Tommy provided me which chips and a sausage for £2.25, which I took home and scoffed with ketchup whilst watching the Olympics. At 2.25pm I left my abode and came back to work. All the while my car was making the most horrendous racket as there is a hole in the exhaust. Bloody great isn't it?