Hello,

This is Byong Sun, he is a very kind person:

Last night I stumbled upon a little program called "The Baron" where three celebrities go to this remote Scottish village and try to persuade the population of said village to vote them into being a baron. Anyhow there were a few things about this show that really amused me. Firstly all the inhabitants were either outcasts from normal society or religious nutters. There were six churches and one pub in the village, and the half who liked going to the pub lived in one area, whilst the old religious lot lived in another area. Segregated.

Malcolm McLaren is one of the people attempting to become the baron, and in a speech to the community said "don't you people know Jesus Christ was a sausage?” This caused me to laugh very much as I watched him be physically removed from the little get together.

Mike Read, another of those attempting to become Baron, became very upset when he read the comment card submitted after his speech to "the community". It said "He isn't genuine. How can someone say they love a village after being there for two days?" Mike then said the comment was deeply hurtful. I just lay there in bed laughing as it was bloody funny.

Onto other more pressing matters, I bought a new phone today. I have torn myself away from my Sony Ericsson loyalty; by offering up the internal belief system that maybe if I change brands my luck with phones will change. This, you see, will be my fourth phone in as many years due to having the little sods lost, stolen, broken and then lost again (in the order). I have opted for Samsung, got myself a J600 slider jobby for £50. I expect to receive next week along with another new sim. I will then have to go through the painful process of keying all my numbers into the nifty little blighter.

This morning I had two eggs and two sausages on toast. I thank you.