It's all jangle box seed, I have less quick time in my flex angular reality.

Was the meeting chaired by a Meercat or a Tawny Owl?

I hope the dirty sods were not "touching base" with each other.

Working with such ignorant individuals is endangering your intellectual health. People who have to use such appalling biz speak generally are the types who live for meetings filling their days with such events so as to avoid showing that they are actually incapable of any real creative work, sadly getting away with this indefinitely. They talk about big ideas, initialising huge projects, about which they have no idea, then manage it into the ground, bury it and then talk it up in such away that they still look great, hence keeping the cycle of destruction in an infinite loop of abysmal decline as they get to move on to their next great big revolutionary initiative that any fool (a fool being several leaps in mental capacity above these idiots) could see was going to go the same way due to ill conception and lack of management capability wasting another £x (add a naught for every year the buffoon has been in the job).

Hello,

My current favourite is the "Deep Dive," this is a meeting within which one looks at an idea in all its miniscule details to make sure it is not a s**t idea. Which it almost always is. This is definitely different to a "Hot House" (which is a "Deep Dive" that is situated off site and usually at a nice hotel - only managers get to go to these) and a "Scrum Call" (which is a "Deep Dive" with more shouting and arguing utilising the unhappy medium of a conference call).

I tend to take a very cynical point of view and generally point out the problems in the ideas people come up with, you might say that I am an uber realist. Becuase of this people keep telling me that I should embrace "blue sky thinking" but I politely refuse.

One of these ideas was to arrange a priority system whereby the most important tasks are prioritised above the menial. I was quick to point out the flaws in the system but the "powers that be" pressed ahead with the ill advised scheme. Initially it was P1, P2 and P3 (P standing rather comically for Priority). Then, though, someone came up with a task that was so urgent that it was more important than P1, this was christened PX. More recently there have been tasks so urgent that they are more important than the PX, these are now CODE RED. Now the only priorities that are used are P1, PX and CODE RED. I wonder if anyone can spot the flaw in this arrangement...

Ciao! Hey soun like Marty fram the Pret a Manger. He was a lacy preek - a fuckface pig preek. He know for how the gives tork or half the time for personalities and kindness.

Ciao, Bruno.