Last night I attended a pub quiz at the local republic housing assocoation. They call it 'The Flying Scud', this is in no way related to the missiles. It is infact a nautically themed establishment, with ores on the wall and everything.
In order to name our team we each went round and added two words that would contribute to the construction of a pseudonym. I went first and started proceedings with 'Rivetting Rumpole'. Monty Christo came next and threw in 'Cat Flap'. Ian Dulley then mixed it up with 'Technology College'.
Ben next up with an inspired 'Tantric Seedless'; followed by Tash who added 'The' to the begining and 'Quiz Team' to the end. So, the full unadulterated title was 'The Rivetting Rumpole Cat Flap Technology College Tantric Seedless Quiz Team'.
We came forth. This is the actual audio of the woman reading out our score:
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The more I listen to this soundbyte, the more I want it to assume a human form so that I can marry it and have children with it. It'll be like "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" crossed with "Robocop 2".
26 and a half points. Admirable, Admiral.