I went to Asda last weekend and whilst there I became very parched indeed. I thus decided to go and have a look at the drinks, I noticed a pack of six organic orange crush drinks and deposited them in my trolley. I managed to levy one of the cans free of its plastic encasing and immediately opened and quenched. I carried on wheeling my trolley round the shop of Asda whilst boldly swigging from the can. When finished I engineered a circuit of the aisles so that I was once again at the organic orange crush local. I crushed the can that I had finished and manipulated it back into the six pack plastic casing with the others. I then reposited the multipack of organic orange crush back into the display and took a fresh and untarnished pack. This is how I graze occasionally in supermarkets. I once knew someone who always went to the grapes first thing and then ate them as he went around the shop floor, he just plucked them off the vine as he perused. He recommended that I do the same, but I do not like grapes at all.
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Jones The Milk
@ 2008/02/15 – 16:57:26
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