Went to the pub quiz last night, came last. I went with Ben and we called our team 'the Escape Committee'. We got 21 out of 40, but that's not what's important right now. The people marking our answers requested that we get bonus points for comedy answers because they enjoyed what we had writ with our pen. A few examples of some of our answers:
How did Van Gogh commit suicide?
Head butted a wall until his skull cracked
What is another name for a gnu?
A French get together
What is the name of the nine headed monster from Greek mythology?
The pie eater of Venice
Who presented 'Animal Magic'?
Paul 'the animal' Daniels
Where does ermine come from?
Yaks
What musical word is anagram of cart horse?
Drum & Bass
Which organisation has the motto integrity, bravery, fidelity?
Bergerac fan club (we crossed it out and put NASA)
When I got into work this morning I discovered my desk had been entirely clad in the foil of the chemical element tin. Watch out for those snaps:
nultygoestopartick
Are you wrapping your job in.